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A 54 year old woman had a heart attack & was taken 2 the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience.

Seeing God she asked, "Is my time up ?"

God said, "No, you have another 34 years 2 live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided 2 stay in the hospital
& have a face-lift, liposuction, & tummy tuck. She even changed her hair color

Finally she was released from the hospital.

While crossing the road on her way home, she was killed by a truck.

Arriving in front of God, she asked,

"You said I had another 34 years 2 live.
Why didn't you save me from the truck?"

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God replied:
"I couldn't recognize you!"
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Shatrughan Sinha put under house curfew by Sonakshi

                                    

Though Shatrughan Sinha is back home he is not allowed to meet too many guests or use his phone, let alone step out for anything except a morning walk.

And it's not the doctor's order. Its daughter Sonakshi who's taking time off from her busy schedule to be at home with her father to make sure that her father continues to maintain the diet and routine that he did in hospital. 

Laughing his trademark laughter and "sneaking into his wife's phone" without Sonkashi's consent, the now-recuperated star-politician said, "There's only one woman I'm afraid of. I can't defy any command from my daughter. She has taken away my phones and put me under house arrest." 

The actor is happy to be back home. "I've never been away from home for this long. It's been a full 40 days. Not even the longest outdoor shooting of my career stretched that long. Luckily for me, my wife was at the hospital 24x7 and my children spent as much time with me as possible. Thanks to my family and my doctors I am born again." 

Shatruji gives full marks to his surgeon Dr Anvay Mulay for giving him a new life. "We were advised to opt for a more senior surgeon. But we had full faith in Dr Mulay. He made the entire procedure of surgery and recuperation seem like a cakewalk. He joked to my wife after the surgery, 'I saw many names on his heart when I opened it up. I deleted all of them and left only your name on it.' Little does he know there're secret places in my heart where a surgeon can't enter." 

The fast flow of guests at the Sinhas' residence Ramayan has begun. Shatruji is taking it easy. He intends to travel to Patna to spend some time at his ancestral home as soon as he's allowed to travel. 

Says Shatruji, "I've already sent a letter to Parliament asking for sick leave. As soon as I can travel, or rather my dear daughter would allow me to travel, I want to go home."

Sunny Deol starts dubbing for Mohalla Assi

                                               Sunny Deol starts dubbing for Mohalla Assi

                                          

Sunny Deol starrer Mohalla Assi, directed by Dr. Chandraprakash Dwivedi has reached its last round of dubbing. Almost all the main actors of the movie have finished dubbing and since Monday, the film's lead hero Sunny Deol has also started dubbing for his character. This is the first time in his career that Sunny Deol plays the role of a Sanskrit teacher. Sunny Deol has recently returned from abroad and is all set to start shooting for his next film Yamla Pagla Deewana 2 soon and thus has taken time off his busy schedule to dub for Mohalla Assi.

Shot by the streams and ghats of the River Ganges at Varanasi, Mohalla Assi is based on the works of the famous novelist and storyteller Dr. Kashinath Singh's Kashi Assi. Claiming that content-based movies is his USP, producer Vinay Tiwari's company called Crossword Entertainment states that apart from Sunny Deol as the main lead in the film, Sakshi Tanwar, Ravi Kishan, Mukesh Tiwari, Saurabh Shukla, Rajendra Gupta are also playing key characters. The film is said to be about an honest Banarasi's battle against drug trade and the growing battle against pornography in the Banaras Ghats.

John Abraham opens fitness centre in Pune

                               John Abraham opens fitness centre in Pune.

Self professed fitness freak, John Abraham, who has been toying with the idea of opening his own chain of fitness centers. And now he has finally thrown the gates open with the first center, JA Fitness at Trump Towers in Pune. Though the details of the deal are still being worked out, John will be personally looking into the functioning of the center. 

From handpicking the trainers to passing the equipment that will be used in the centers, John will play an integral part. Apart from this, John will also take the call when it comes to the fitness regimes that will be available. 

However, with the first center opening, John is already planning on expanding the franchise to become a global brand.

                                 

                        'The Dark Knight Rises' Again At Box Office!

In the wake of the tragic movie theater shootings in Aurora, Colo., The Dark Knight Rises has continued to perform well at the box office, taking the number one spot as expected in its second weekend with $64.075 million (against a 60% drop)and a 10 day North American total of $289.086 million. However, like all of the other films in the marketplace it took a fairly big hit with the first weekend of Olympic coverage taking a bite out of the box office.

As comparison, 2008's The Dark Knight took a 53% drop in its second weekend with a gross of $75.17 million and a 10 day cumulative gross of $313.8 million. IMAX continues to add to the bottom line with $9 million plus giant screen dollars this weekend and $38 million to date since the trilogy-ender's North American debut.

Twentieth Century Fox’s Ice Age: Continental Drift  drifts into its third weekend after continuing to make a huge splash overseas and enters its second weekend with nearly $100 million in North America and a worldwide tally of nearly $540 million! The 3-D family animated release should continue to provide a nice family alternative to more adult-oriented films in the marketplace. A gross of $13.3 million this weekend has boosted its fortunes to nearly $115 million in N. America by Sunday night. GLOBAL UPDATE:Ice Age 4 drifted past $500m this weekend. Bolstered by excellent openings in China, Korea and India, the film made $49.4m for the weekend taking the cume to a cool $514.1m.

Debuting this weekend is The Watch from Twentieth Century Fox, starring Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, andJonah Hill. This sci-fi comedy follows a group of dads who form a neighborhood watch committee to break up their monotonous daily routine, but unexpectedly find themselves defending the Earth from an alien invasion. Opening in 3,168 theaters, the R-rated comedy wound up with a $13 million gross this weekend. 

Lionsgate's release of Summit Entertainment’s Step Up Revolution in 3-D also danced its way onto screens this weekend in 2,657 theaters. This is the fourth installment in the Step Up film series; the original film, released in 2006, starred Channing Tatum, had an opening weekend take of $20.6 million, and went on to earn $65.3 million. The unexpected success of that film spawned three sequels (including the latest film) with 2008’s Step Up 2 The Streets opening with $18.9 million and 2010’s Step Up 3-D making a $15.8 million splash in its debut. This PG-13 rated story of a young woman who lands in Miami with dreams of becoming a professional dancer debuted with a little under $12 million this weekend.

Universal’s comedy smash Ted generated $7.3 million this weekend while Sony’s The Amazing Spider-Man reboot starring Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone entered its fourth weekend with well over $600 million in worldwide web-slinging dollars and grabbed another $6.8 million this weekend. Global update: THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN grossed an estimated $12.2 million in 86 markets this weekend, bringing the overseas cume to $412.7 million and our worldwide total to $654.8 million.


Unfortunately this was a very slow weekend at the box office, but help is on the way with Sony's sci-fi re-boot of Total Recall and Fox's kid-friendly Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days opening this Friday.

Sanjay Dutt shoots ad with wife Maanyata

                                  Sanjay Dutt shoots ad with wife Maanyata

Shilpa Shetty and hubby Raj Kundra were seen together in an advertisement not too long ago. Now we hear that Sanjay Dutt will be seen along with wifey dearest Maanyata in front of the camera. It is learnt that the couple shot a commercial for a jewellery brand on Dutt's birthday yesterday.

Yesterday, Dutt brought in his birthday first by meeting a group of children from an NGO in the morning, and then followed it up with the shoot of the ad. The ad, which was directed by Siddharth Dhawan, was done over a three day shoot in Bandra and will be used in TV as well as print medium.

If that wasn't enough noted cinematographer Sameer Arya was the man behind the camera, while well known photographer Jeetu Savlani shot the stills for the print campaign. The said advertisement will be aired in the coming month

Aamir to host musical evening for son Azad

                                    Aamir to host musical evening for son Azad

Last year Aamir Khan and wife Kiran Rao were blessed with a new addition to their family- a baby boy whom they named Azad. Needless to say, the baby boy has brought immense joy to the Khan household.

To celebrate the arrival of his new born baby, Aamir is having a special musical evening at his residence in Mumbai today. The evening would feature a performance by noted vocalist Padma Bhushan Pandit Channulal Mishra. The singer would be rendering some classical songs and ghazals.

The event is a closed door affair and only Aamir's close friends and family members have been invited.

Kareena Kapoor to endorse i-Ball phones?

                                     Kareena Kapoor to endorse i-Ball phones?

If there's anyone who can very correctly justify the term 'Been there, Done that', then, it has to be the one and only Kareena Kapoor, who is on a roll. 

Bollywood Hungama's reliable sources say that, after having endorsed practically all the brands under the sun, Kareena Kapoor will now be seen as the brand ambassador of i-Ball phones. Our sources also added that the shoot of the same is being scheduled for tomorrow. 

The official announcement of the same, however, is being awaited.

Ranbir pleads guilty to smoking charges levied on him

                                   Ranbir pleads guilty to smoking charges levied on him

It may be recalled that a while ago actor Ranbir Kapoor was issued a summon by a local court in Udaipur for smoking in public during the shoot of his film Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani. 

At the hearing which was held yesterday, Ranbir was not physically present, but was represented by his lawyer K.K.Purohit who pleaded guilty to the charges levied on his client. Purohit said that it was a mistake committed unknowingly by his client and assured that such an act wouldn't be repeated again. Purohit also sought exemption for Kapoor's absence at the hearing.